Yum Yum!

*barging into my room*
Savannah: *very matter of factly* Mama, there's throw up- on Caleb, on the chair, and in my mouth. (Caleb has had a stomach bug.)
Angel: *closes her eyes and tries to go to her happy place for a moment* Why is it in your mouth?
Savannah: *looks at floor* ...because I eat it.
Angel: Why did you eat it?
Savannah: *no response, looks guilty*
Angel: Did you want to know what it tasted like?
Savannah: *nods head 'yes'*
Angel: Did you like the way it tasted?
Savannah: *nods head 'no'*
Angel: *proceeds into living room to discover recliner COVERED in throw up with one hand print smeared in the middle*

Trust me, this image will be with me for the rest of my life. And yes, Savannah then started throwing up shortly after this.

Moral of the story: Don't eat throw up!

Savannahisms

*Completely out of the blue, Savannah walks up to Mama*
Savannah: But it's not good enough
Angel: Excuse me? What's not good enough
Savannah: But... it's not!
*Savannah walks off*
Should I be disturbed by this interaction, because I am!

*Savannah and Mama reading a book.*
Savannah: I'm just so happy!
Mama: So happy about what?
Savannah: So happy about you!
This helps a great deal to make up for the conversation listed above.

I Peeped!: Savannah's word for going to the bathroom.

*Eating breakfast*
Savannah: *singing* I hate this part right here!
Mama: What did you just say?
Savannah: I said *singing* I hate this part right here!
Yes, it is the line from the PussyCat Dolls. Yes, it was sung perfectly in tune.

Some of my fave recent conversations...

*watching preview to Friday Night Lights*
Jared: Another show I can't stand!
Angel: Why?
Jared: I'm not sure.
Angel: Have you even seen an episode?
Jared: No.
*both burst out laughing*

*looking at manger scene*
Melody (my mom): Savannah, do you know when Jesus was born?
Savannah: Umm... on his birthday?
Savannah: *pointing to huge angel next to manger scene* And who's that big guy?

Scene: Saturday morning, mom in robe, Jared in boxers (Is this too much info? lol.)
Savannah: *with VERY shocked expression* Dada, you are not wearing a shirt!
Angel: Well, Savannah, sometimes, guys don't have to wear shirts.
Savannah: Yeah, or pants!

Angel: I was so sick last weekend! I had to go to the hospital because I couldn't stop throwing up, and they were worried about the baby.
Student: If you threw up too hard, could the baby come out of your mouth?

Student: What are you drinking?
Angel: Vanilla Diet Coke, want some?
Student: I don't want to get pregnant!
Angel: Excuse me?
Student: I mean, if I drink after you, can't I get pregnant?!
Angel: Why would you think that?
Student: Because you have like boy stuff inside of you!
(Yes, she was serious!)