Starbucks Hick

Ok, so I am working at Starbucks on weekends to help support the stay-at-home mom-ness and this guy came in on Saturday, and he was HYSTERICAL!

He was a cowboy through and through with the tight jeans, hat, huge belt, you get the idea. He came in with his girlfriend and had never been inside a Starbucks before, which is always fun.

His girlfriend ordered a Pumpkin Spice Latte, and he replied, "What the hell is that?!" She told him he could order a cold coffee if he wanted and he said, "What the *%&#?! Cold coffee?! If you're going to have coffee put it on the *$&# fire and let it percolate for crying out loud!" I was trying VERY hard not to laugh at this point. He said, "Hey miss, I want that drink that tastes like an orange pushup pop. You know what I'm saying?" We got him a Orange Cream Frappacino and his girlfriend's drink, and I said that'll be $7.47. He exclaimed, "What the &%$&?! That as much as I paid for my *#$%& plane ticket!" He did pay for the drinks, and as he left all the baristas died laughing. I guess Starbucks is a bit much your first time around!